Of These Mountains
A Chicken Ain’t Nothing but a Bird & Other “Truisms” to Get You Through Life
A Chicken Ain’t Nothing but a Bird & Other “Truisms” to Get You Through Life
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A little Southern wisdom. A little sass. A lot of truth.
Sometimes the best advice in life comes wrapped in a familiar saying, a little humor, and a whole lot of common sense.
In A Chicken Ain’t Nothing but a Bird & Other “Truisms” to Get You Through Life, author Kendall R Rumsey brings together timeless Southern expressions, thought-provoking observations, memorable quotes, and everyday life lessons that remind us not to take ourselves—or life—quite so seriously.
With a conversational voice, a touch of Southern storytelling, and plenty of wisdom collected along the way, this book explores the little truths that help us navigate life's challenges, celebrate its joys, and occasionally laugh at the absurdity of it all.
Whether you grew up hearing these sayings around the supper table or you're discovering them for the first time, you'll find something familiar, something funny, and perhaps something that makes you stop and think.
Perfect for gift giving, coffee tables, bedside reading, or anyone who appreciates Southern humor, inspirational reflections, and a good dose of common sense.
Product Details
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Author: Kendall R Rumsey
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Format: Paperback
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Size: 5.5" × 8.5"
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Language: English
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Genre: Southern Humor, Inspirational Reading, Life Lessons
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Retail Price: $22.00
Some wisdom. A little sass. A lot of truth.
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